Good bye pets for now

Well well well, I know it's been a long time i have been trapped in an alternate universe.  As of now there will not been any new posts.  i have been focusing on a new blog project http://magellansinternet.blogspot.com/

Stealing my thunder

Who killed Osama Bin Laden?

Well, Well, Well, I have been doing a little organ growth myself but i haven't tried the human ear on the back of the mouse yet, now that is mad science!

Santa Claus is real

Well, Well, Well, it looks as though Christmas will not be canceled this year. If you remember last year i kidnapped Chris Kringle in a futile attempt to extract his most treasured of all his saintly secrets, How he manages to visit every house in the world in one night. This is the only scientific marvel i have yet to unearth from Santa's jolly brain. I have obviously discovered how he can make a sleigh and reindeer fly, and i have even perceived how to fit the entire world's gifts into one sac, (this is simply a stunt of interdenominational control on two similar but spacialy different locations which can appear to be in a single location, ie: the sac). So anyway i decided to tern my attention on more important matters such as creating super human genetic hybrids. Have a very hairy Christmas and a slimy New Year!

Not exactly what happened...

Well, well, well, this documentary is not entirely accurate but it is close.  I have a living corps i created in my lab and he is perfectly pleasant.

Halloween?

Well, Well, Well, I have been working very hard on my latest evil plan.  Unfortunately at this point i cannot reveal too much to you.  I can say this however the extra terrestrials are on their way!  In other news i hear it is near that time you in the U.S. call Halloween.  If what i understand of it is true it is basically a like every day at my castle.  One question, does the candy have something to do with transforming the children into monsters, ghosts, vampires, and pop icons?  I am still a little confused about this holiday.  If i was an arrogant mad scientist i would assume this holiday is a celebration of me and my friends.  Any way Igor put together a little music video for you, enjoy.

My Plan

Well well well, Business has been slow with the economy the way it is.  Super villains just aren't buying henchmen and dooms day devices like they used too.  Perhaps if i utilize this Internet thing i could sell some of my zombies and goons on the EBay place.  Enough of this mindless banter.  I will now present to you my newest evil plan to enslave the entire human race. 

 I am sill in the testing phases of the mind control nanobots, and i have yet too contact a hostile alien species willing to do this for me.  they all want the earth for themselves. I may have to wait for them to invade then i can take advantage of the situation.

p.s Followers, I am testing the nanobots in some of this years flu vaccine